Erap's Prayer

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Erap's Prayer

Gambling father

who art in jueteng

hakot be thy name

thy kickback come

thy wealth be done,

in Wack-Wack as it is in San Juan .

Give me this day

My daily bribe

And conceal all my sins

As I conceal those who sin along with me

And if I am Led into temptation

Deliver me from criticism

For mine is the country,

its power, and its money

forever and ever. Amen.



Response:


Aba Ginoong Estrada

Napupuno ka ng kwarta

Ang panginoon ng jueteng ay sumasaiyo

Bukod kang pinagpala sa lahat ng bobo

At pinagpala ka naman ng kay raming kulasisi mo.



Erap's Mi ultimo Adios


Mi parte de jueteng wala na.

Mis compadres y lords nabuking na.

Los mansiones de mis queridas ini-imbistiga

Mis amigos de la Camara el ultimo